I recently tested my typing speed on various different keyboards and thought it'd be a good idea to test that typing speed while drunk. I'm typing this while pretty tipsy, as a matter of fact. Disregard any typos.
This isn't a scientific test but after about 7 beers, my typing speed is around 58 WPM. I average around 74 WPM, depending upon which keyboard I'm using. I recently average around 81 WPM on this particular keyboard. So that is a 23 WPM (drunk math) decrease in typing speed due mainly to mistakes. My actual speed is probably about the same but there's a definite increase in mistakes.
I'd like to hear from others. What's your drunk typing speed?