Posts Tagged how to get rid of hiccups
I found a secret to the universe some years ago as I discovered the secret to getting rid of hiccups. I could tell you how to do it, but I can't. The reason I can't tell you right now is because I'm intoxicated by Samuel Adams Boston Lager. When I'm drunk, I can't control my hiccups. It's the only time I can't control my hiccups by the way. It's a good indicator that I've been drinking too much. At any rate, when I'm sober, it's easy to control my hiccups. It consists primarily with controlling my breathing. You must take deep controlled breaths and make sure that you concentrate on the exhalation of air. It has to be slow and controlled. You have to concentrate on breathing hard and holding the hiccups back. It's hard for me to describe how it's done at the moment because I'm drunk and unable to perform the task, but it will be something that I can talk about more in later posts. This is no old-wives-tell cure for hiccups. I can honestly stop hiccups at will.